Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Searching for Answers

It's been exactly one month since my biopsy, and I still don't have results. Crazy.

Since I'm not getting answers from U-M, I've decided to look elsewhere for my test results. I debated several solid information sources -- Nostradamus; a Magic 8 Ball; 1-800-PSYCHICS; the crazy lady down the street -- before turning to something with much greater statistical validity: a fortune cookie from Panda Express.

I was convinced that this cookie would provide the answers I so anxiously crave.

So imagine my surprise when I opened the cookie and found this:


  1. Clearly the only solution is more don't have to be a doctor to figure that one out! Hoping you get some answers soon Darc. I miss you!

  2. LOL! Laugh or cry, right? This sucks almost as much as getting the biopsy.