It's been exactly one month since my biopsy, and I still don't have results. Crazy.
Since I'm not getting answers from U-M, I've decided to look elsewhere for my test results. I debated several solid information sources -- Nostradamus; a Magic 8 Ball; 1-800-PSYCHICS; the crazy lady down the street -- before turning to something with much greater statistical validity: a fortune cookie from Panda Express.
I was convinced that this cookie would provide the answers I so anxiously crave.
So imagine my surprise when I opened the cookie and found this: