Anything kidney related gets my attention. I was looking for something to watch the other night when I noticed that "American Dad!" was airing an episode called "The Kidney Stays in the Picture." I had never watched the show before (it's an animated sitcom on Fox), and found it both hilarious and wildly inappropriate.
In one scene, Roger (an escaped alien from Area 51) explains how kidneys are removed:
"You know how they take kidneys out? You’ll walk into your room and there
will be plastic sheets all over the floor. Before you can react, a man
in a ski mask will tie you to a chair with an Indian braided belt he got
on vacation in Santa Fe. He’ll turn on some Huey Lewis. And then cut
the damn thing out with a rusty keyhole saw. No antiseptic, no Novocain,
no nothing! Just the song “Hip to be Square” drowning out your boyish
The show ends with this little gem. (That's Roger holding the saw, channeling his best American Psycho.) Enjoy the morbid kidney humor!